Saturday, April 08, 2006

Dear Mr. or Ms. Clothing Manufacturer,

Since you apparently have so many extra pockets floating around your assembly facility that you are forced to either sew them into infant clothing or throw them away, do you think, perhaps, you could PUT A POCKET IN A PAIR OF WOMEN'S PANTS?

I just feel silly asking my 8-month-old to carry my keys.

Yours truly,

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